From category: Clean Jokes || Submitted by: Marge

The test

A juggler, driving to his next performance, is stopped by the police. "What are these matches and lighter fluid doing in your car?" asks the cop.

"I'm a juggler and I juggle flaming torches in my act."

"Oh yeah?" says the doubtful cop. "Lets see you do it." The juggler gets out and starts juggling the blazing torches masterfully.

A couple driving by slows down to watch. "Wow," says the driver to his wife. "I'm glad I quit drinking. Look at the test they're giving now!"

From category: Clean || Submitted by: Marge

Fish suicide!

Tags: fish  suicide  

From category: Children || Submitted by: Ivan

Tags: cute baby  funny baby  surprise  breasts  curious baby  cute  adorable  

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