From category: Clean Jokes || Submitted by: Ivan

Firemen's dogs have duties too!

A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one day when a fire truck zoomed past. Sitting in the front seat of the fire truck was a Dalmatian dog. The children fell to discussing the dog's duties.

"They use him to keep crowds back," said one youngster.

"No," said another, "he's just for good luck."

A third child brought the argument to a close. "They use the dogs," she said firmly, "to find the fire hydrant."

From category: Clean || Submitted by: Ivan

Pussy Vs Pussy!

Tags:  cats  obese  pussy  

From category: Cats || Submitted by: edna123

Tags: cat  cats  cute  funny  adorable  

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