From category: Clean Jokes || Submitted by: Marge || Hits: 905
A door-to-door vacuum salesman goes to the first house in his new territory.
He knocks, a real mean and tough looking lady opens the door, and before she has a chance to say anything, he runs inside and dumps cow patties all over the carpet.
He says, \"Lady, if this vacuum cleaner don\'t do wonders cleaning up that horsesh*t, I\'ll eat every chunk of it.\"
She turns to him with a smirk and says, \"You want ketchup on that?\"
He Salesman says, \"why do you ask?\"
She says \"We just moved in and we haven\'t got the electricity turned on yet.\"
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